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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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