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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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