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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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