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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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