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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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