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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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