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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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