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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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