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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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