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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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