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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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