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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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