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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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