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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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