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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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