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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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