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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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