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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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