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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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