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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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