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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Trotsky
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a lynx 😺
a bull 🐮
an elephant 🐘
a hippo 🦛
a wild boar 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a pufferfish 🐡
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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