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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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