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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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