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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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