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Pet death
My
daughter
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Picard
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
a cheetah 😺
an ostrich 🐦
a turkey 🦃
a wild boar 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
an elephant 🐘
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hyena 🐺
a pufferfish 🐡
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