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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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