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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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