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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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