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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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