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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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