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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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