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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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