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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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