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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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