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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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