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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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