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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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