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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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