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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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