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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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