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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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