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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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