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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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