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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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