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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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