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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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