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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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