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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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