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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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