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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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