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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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