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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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