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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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