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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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