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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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