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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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