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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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