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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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