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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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