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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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