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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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