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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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