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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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