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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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