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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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