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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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