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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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